Looking to Rent

‘Room just next to Central London
Bills included, 8 hundred and 50 pounds.
Modern, well connected area,
in the heart of Luton Town.’

‘Studio Apartment - Cosy and Bright
Available from this Wed.
The floor is entirely mattress,
The stove is in the bed.’

‘Double bed & en suite.
With free wifi, concierge and a gym.
£95 per night.
Your local premier inn.’

‘300 per week
For this airy flat in town.
There’s no walls, no ceiling, no floor, no gravity,
Oh and no cats allowed.’